designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

Designated DJ

Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe

We were drag racing and put designated dj made it so much better!

by Large genitals October 14, 2017

Designated roller

Person in the group designated to role,
ESP when in the car.

“Aaron was the designated roller, he rolled 5 blunts before the concert.”

by Charliesangel98 September 20, 2019

Designated Corner

When a male cums and uses a designated corner of a towel to clean up this is to often hide the spot and also continue use later

Dude I can’t believe I had to use the designated corner 3 times last night

by ThisDudeDontCare September 30, 2019

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

DESIGNATED DRINKING LOUNGE

where you go to drink alcohol and where the goodies are (rachel’s house)

We are going to get fried at the Designated Drinking Lounge tonight.

by DAZ DILINGER May 8, 2020