denderphiliac

To have sex with trees

... you fuck trees nuff said

by Me February 20, 2005

blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

Dede

Dede is a nickname for people with the names: Darius, Darian, Daymien, Darrien, Dariush, and Dario (however not confined to these names). Dede is derived from the latin term daeda, meaning; man of knowledge and great intellect.

Example #1: Did you see Dede today? I think he skipped class

Example #2: Hey Dede what's good?

Example #3: Dede drank all my Coke. Fuck.

Example #4: Yo Dede's dating Simon Fruck now.
Example #5: How's Dede? he said he wasn't feeling good today.

by THE FLATTERING TURTLE BEAST January 8, 2021

Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

Dender

A Dender is a male whore who is usually an escort by day and barback (who likes it bareback) by night. Denders can typically be seen driving trucks, and offering roofie-colodas to minors. Denders are usually very eclectic in their musical selection, but not too selective about their prey.

"Shes going home with him?"
"Hes such a Dender..."

by sweetits09 March 2, 2009

debdeb

{debdeb} The hottest thing created. A sexy and sensual body that all the guys want. So amazing that guys think about it all day and all night, wanting it but just can't have it.

"She has such a debdeb thing going there!"

by . March 29, 2005

Dender

When a man or women has a sex-change and become gay or lesbian.

My boyfriend is a dender <3

by BobbySdfsfgdszx April 30, 2011