College located in Newark, DE 19711
UD specializes in assigning students numbers and only caring if your tuition is paid up.
Prof do seem to car for students if you let them.
Party school where admin constantly tries to curb college "binge" drinking with gov't grants.
Where cops are assholes
A college that used to be really ool when the Ballooon was still around
Where locals are reffered to as "townies" but in reality only applies to the thugs that hang out that do NOT actually attend UD ex "your from Newark" yes "so your a townie?" No, I actually go here
UD specializes in assigning students numbers and only caring if your tuition is paid up.
Prof do seem to car for students if you let them.
Party school where admin constantly tries to curb college "binge" drinking with gov't grants.
Where cops are assholes
A college that used to be really ool when the Ballooon was still around
Where locals are reffered to as "townies" but in reality only applies to the thugs that hang out that do NOT actually attend UD ex "your from Newark" yes "so your a townie?" No, I actually go here
I go to University of Delaware because I didn't apply anywhere else
My parents are happy I'm staying in DE, please shoot me
My parents are happy I'm staying in DE, please shoot me
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.
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Exactly. NO WHERE.
Oh, it's Saturday! What to do in DELAWARE? OH, I know! Let's go see where Macy's drops off it's damaged merchandise!! WOOO HOOO!!
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