dell computers

thee most POS computer you could EVER buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good

Dude your getting a GATEWAY!!!!

by Viperlord February 27, 2003

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

dellaper

an underwater Christmas, in which sharks are the main characters

The sharks celebrated dellaper.

by Jennifer January 10, 2005

Dell Preston

A British Roadie destined to help Wayne Campbell set up a concert in Aurora, Illinois, in the film Wayne's World 2, after some incident involving a dream with Jim Morrison and a naked indian

"There I was, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylan, at 4 in the morning, and I had to find 1,000 M'N'Ms for a glass of brandy or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So there I was, with Keith Moon and David Cosby, and we found this sweet shop, but it was closed.We tried getting in, and instead of having a guard dog, they had a bloody Bengal Tiger. We managed to kill it with a can of mace, but the Shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But, we got the M'N'Ms and Ozzy played a great show."

-"Are you Dell Preston ?"
-"I might be."

by partytimeexcellent April 7, 2010

dude, you're getting a dell!

1. the art of buying/purchasing/receiving a dell
2.the guy in the dude/dell commercials who got arrested for doing some illegal drug. i guess dells arent that entertaining.

My six-year-old bro got arrested for wanting to be like the 'dude, you're getting a dell!' guy.

by Jesh!kah October 15, 2003

dell

dell is where you buy a piece of shit computer for next to nothing, and then spend at least 4 times as much as you did on the computer adding enough things to actually make it usable. after that, you get to spend two days getting rid of all the spyware and worthless programs they bundle with it.

that guy was right... you have to spend 3,000 dollars to get a dell to work like they say...

by borstalbreakout November 26, 2006

Dell

A peice of shit beige/brown 3D square with holes and a mobo made in a thirdworld country and has 128 mb of ram.Its apparently awesome.I bet it is!

My D3ll c4n play CS at 20 FPS!My custom comp that costs half of ur dell plays CS at 50 FPS

by RAZIEL!!!! December 10, 2004