karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
by fruity booty November 5, 2007
Are you deli-ing today? Why, yes! I am deli-ing! I really want a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted whole wheat.
by Phil O. Minicano March 10, 2014
Another nickname for attractive girls, used only in the plural. Usually referred to in the sense of potential girls to hook up with. This term comes from the term “slaying chai”, which is synonymous to slaying poon.
Seth: Damn man, I hope there are some chai delis at this party it’s been a while.
Ryan: yeah man I plan on slaying some chai tonight
Ryan: yeah man I plan on slaying some chai tonight
by Dadaba124 April 21, 2022
The act of of making a grilled cheese.
by KGB Construction February 5, 2023
A man who is very family oriented. Very smart. Loves animals and nature. Loves his wife and pets. Usually pays fortnite or watches Wildcat on YouTube. He is really one for the team.
Person 1: YOOO DID YOU SEE DELYS SHOOT THAT BOT IN FORTNITE
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL
by Beccabadbitch November 3, 2019