hit a deer

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

by Stainless February 05, 2006

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

Ghetto Deer

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.

Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!

by Ghetto Interpreters February 26, 2011

Deer Lick

When you lick someone from ass to vag to navel.

I totally deer licked her last night.

by midnightmargaritas January 19, 2015

deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.

Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.

by deerkiller November 30, 2007

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin October 11, 2015

Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake

Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.

by Gohawks14 November 22, 2022