A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
Get the postcoital verbal derpitude mug.When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.
Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.
Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.
Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.
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by Vnizzle & Twizzle May 30, 2008
Get the deepstick mug.A Girl who has no gag-reflex and could take on and swallow any ice cream pop whole or deepthroat any elongated object
"Yo shes a D.T. she swallowed that ENTIRE ice cream pop!!!" Basically anytime a girl announces she has no gag-reflex shes a D.T. or Deepthroat Monsta.
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Also a sexual act. The woman shoves the man's cock all the way to the back of her throat. Prevents tasting of the semen.
Also a sexual act. The woman shoves the man's cock all the way to the back of her throat. Prevents tasting of the semen.
by Wolfiekun August 21, 2009
Get the Deepthroated mug.Taking the purple cyclops down the throat to the point that the yogurt he's about to vomit surpasses the gag reflex, tonsils and vocal chords all at once. As a great girlfriend once said "It's not deepthroating unless you get the vermese python so far back that you can actually stick your tongue out and taste the brown barker on the hind quarters of the gent.
This bitch, Lisa, gave a deepthroat job that went so far down her throat that she was able to give an anal reach-around with her tongue.
by martinez69 July 31, 2007
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