Decepticon

A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.

You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected.

"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"

by t0m0wnzj0084 December 9, 2008

Deception

The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.

Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."

by MaidenVoltaire August 16, 2010

decepticookie

An oatmeal raisin cookie that upon first glance looked like a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

His appetite, yea his very world, collapsed when, upon close inspection, he discovered the plate was covered with decepticookies.

by Nerdzar July 5, 2017

Decepticondom

the sworn enemy of the autothots

oh shit there is a autothot help go get the decepticondoms

by Megacondom February 8, 2018

Decepticat

A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.

Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.

by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018

Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

by captainbuttons December 18, 2012

Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017