dechoadified

Phallic enhancement that results from acquiring something new and awesome.

Mike: Hey Steve, check out my new truck.

Steve: Dude. Awesome. You’ve officially been dechoadified.

by YoungJohnLove July 11, 2020

Deciduous Dumbass

Someone whose intelligence, or lack thereof, is seasonal and inconsistent. (See also perennial dumbass.)

"Sometimes they can be really smart, but other times they say the dumbest shit, you never know what you're gonna get. God, they are such a deciduous dumbass."

by Honeydew Melon Hater July 12, 2022

Life Decision

When you make a bold or, overall, bad decision that could have the potential for a good or bad outcome. For example, people can move or flee to other countries and that can turn out good or bad.

'Fredrickson moved to the US. He got badly shot for a crime he did not commit. That was a bad life decision.'

by ThePotatoWhoCould July 23, 2021

Horrible Life Decisions

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.

Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Decisivemess

the skill or attribute of an individual to make quick decisions that create a complete disaster for anyone having to implement or deal with the outcome of those decisions.

It would be nice if he got to feel the pain from his own decisivemess once in a while.

by Mokeywhite September 25, 2010

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

I can't decide?

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)

I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.

by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017