plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored

Should’ve replaced “credit card” with “plastic debt rectangle”

by sayerseswq September 18, 2020

father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 06, 2019

Debt-stination Wedding

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.

"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."

by AW306 May 25, 2023

credit card debt

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card

oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

by litteralydead4553 February 20, 2023

Friendly Debt Rotation

Buying things for your friends with the understanding that they will cover you next time and not be a cheap-ass parasite.

"Shit, I spent my last $20 on that gigalo."
"I'll get your Taco Bell tonight. No worries."
"Are you sure?"
"As long as you cover my White Castle tomorrow. Friendly Debt Rotation."

by rbnsprkls July 02, 2012

Lunch debt story

A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.

Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.

"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."

by E bough February 02, 2023

huge debt of gratitude

Swift kick in the nuts.

We, the people of the free world, owe George W. Bush a huge debt of gratitude.

by farkingsubby April 18, 2008