Davi

Someone so awesome that people are afraid of them

I have a friend who's a Davi

by TrumpIsDaddy6969 November 10, 2018

davis

a secretly gay closet monger who loves to be a pushover and tool among "friends". A davis loves to have a "girlfriend" just so others won't suspect his true sexuality. Davis' also walk with an abnormal bounce, tsk a lot, and tell the same jokes over and over. They seek approval among peers and often mimic humorous actions/behaviors of others. A davis also will never ask a girl out, until pressured to. Once a davis begins going out with a girl, he will neglect her, mainly because davis' love cock. A davis will try to be self-righteous in his decisions but to everyone else, he's just a closet-homo/tool. Davis' also have very yellow teeth, no pubic hair whatsoever, and the body of a 8 year old. Davis' enjoy eating fried goods such as chicken fingers, and chicken fingers.

Person 1: Yo man, what's up with Andy? Why hasn't he asked Amy out yet?
Person 2: Idk man, he's such a davis, remember when he went out with becca and she said he never got hard when they made out? Yeah, total davis he is
Person 1: So lame

Person 1: Where's Andy?
Person 2: He's at that party drinking, even though he hates the taste of alcohol and becomes depressed when he drinks
Person 1: lawl, he is such a davis

Person 1: Your brother shaves?
Person 2: Yeah! He just hit puberty.
Person 1: lol he's not a davis anymore!

Person 1: Yo, were you just staring at that guy's butt?
Person 2: No way bro, I'm no davis

by Jen Hastings November 12, 2006

davies

Another name for a STD that you get from someone who has banged it out with a latino or a banana.

Man I got drunk and nailed this crazy psycho bitch last night and got a severe itching case of the davies!

by Steven Blowhard April 13, 2007

davy

someone who likes cock cheese and is really defensive about his love for it

Man!! He's being such a davy, he licked up that cheese like there was no tomorrow

by Gregg Thompson July 25, 2008

Davy

Usually refers to being impotant (not being able to get it up)

Man, this past while i've been davy!!!!!!

by bluesteel428 February 11, 2010

Davy

A Davy is an overwieght fat slob that has no life but to hang out with freshmen even though he is a 19 year old senior with a below 2.0 gpa.

Damn that dudes a Davy.

by IPOD BURGLAR January 19, 2010

davis

A town near Sacramento, California, where it smells like cows and the people are hippies that fuck without condoms.

Alphonse: Hey dude, where are we at?
Phil: It smells like cows, we must be in Davis...
Alphonse: Oh shit, there is a hippie comin this way... lets go talk to her.
Phil: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! You're fucked!

by Alphonse July 21, 2008