Davisburg

A slummy hick-town that no one knows about with one ally, one dumpster, and a really cool homeless guy that sits there and panhandles outside the liquor store. Honestly, it shouldn't even be called a town, but some guy whose last name was Davis was very egotistic and decided that having a dumb town named after him was better than no town at all. Honestly, it's just a dumpy suburb of Waterford, which is a dumpy suburb of Pontiac, which is a dumpy suburb of the most dangerous city in the United States, DETROIT. So it's really just a sub-sub-suburb of Detroit. In other words, it's stupid. The only upside is its filled with loads of homeschooled kids who are all ridiculously smart and potheads who decide that torching the library's paper recycling bin would be fun. A very entertaining combination.

Bob: Oh yeah, I'm headed to Davisburg this afternoon.
Bill: Where's that?
Bob: I dunno.
Bill: How are you going to find it?
Bob: Ummmm, just follow all the homeschool moms with huge white vans driving their 12 children everywhere...
Bill: Oh....

by Beast2016 September 6, 2011

David Gahan

Mostly known as Dave Gahan, lead singer and co-songwriter of Depeche Mode (or DM), one of the greatest bands ever.

Dave Gahan
Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter
Personal Jesus
Sexy Man
Depeche Mode
DM

David Gahan is also known as Dave Gahan, but I personally love the name David the most. But a David by any other name is still Dave Gahan.

by Stella Luna January 23, 2006

honda davidson

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.

Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007

David Schmitt

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.

GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*

by BCloverr August 4, 2010

david desrosiers

1.The hot bass player in Simple Plan
2.Loves to make people laugh
3.Has hot boots
4.Has a zebra fetish
5.Has a food fetish

David Desrosiers is a hot man

by David Lover September 16, 2005

david carradine

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.

I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

by visene July 16, 2008