Davisburg 

A slummy hick-town that no one knows about with one ally, one dumpster, and a really cool homeless guy that sits there and panhandles outside the liquor store. Honestly, it shouldn't even be called a town, but some guy whose last name was Davis was very egotistic and decided that having a dumb town named after him was better than no town at all. Honestly, it's just a dumpy suburb of Waterford, which is a dumpy suburb of Pontiac, which is a dumpy suburb of the most dangerous city in the United States, DETROIT. So it's really just a sub-sub-suburb of Detroit. In other words, it's stupid. The only upside is its filled with loads of homeschooled kids who are all ridiculously smart and potheads who decide that torching the library's paper recycling bin would be fun. A very entertaining combination.

Bob: Oh yeah, I'm headed to Davisburg this afternoon.
Bill: Where's that?
Bob: I dunno.
Bill: How are you going to find it?
Bob: Ummmm, just follow all the homeschool moms with huge white vans driving their 12 children everywhere...
Bill: Oh....

Davisburg by Beast2016 September 6, 2011

Duisburg 

>city gained publicity by mafia 'accident' back in 2007. 6 italians where slaughtered by about 70 bullets
>place of the free for all brawl Banditos Vs. Hells Angels in 2009.
>since loveparade 2010 also called Deathvalley (funfact #23: not a single duisburg citizen died that day)
>local anthem called:'dat is duisburg', performed by 'Die Bandbreite'

this city is mostly worn out. people with obscure ideas everywhere. avoid the main railroad station at the weekends. don't feed black and long haired, emotional confused people while these fight their stupid "my life sucks more than yours" battle.

best example was stated by 'GALILEO':

-J.F.K. was killed in...
A: Dallas
B:Duisburg

Duisburg by whythenot April 3, 2011

Duisburg 

The big city in the west of the Ruhrgebiet (Ruhr region).
I'ts got the largest inland harbour in Europe.

The World Games of 2005 took place in Duisburg where more than 3000 athletes competed in 39 non-Olympic sports.
Duisburg also hosts rowing- and canoeing regattas and the world championships take place here regularly.

"Have you been to Duisburg yet? I went there during the summer months of 2005 'cause I was participating at the World Games."
"No, but I heard there was one horrible Mafia massacre which made clear that The Italian Mafia is spread all over Europe."

Duisburg by T. B. October 3, 2007

Davisboreaux

Originally founded in 1736 off the South East coast of the Spanish Iberian Penensula, Davisboreaux, more commonly referred to as the port harbor town of Cartagena has a rich history of foreign settlement. Originally established as a major seaport by French Jesuit settler James Marquette, this town was known for it's Naval prominance.

Let us plan a trip to Davisboreaux for the weekend.

Davisboreaux by Javier Delacruz August 8, 2007