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Davis

Home of the Davis Center for Social Progress and Human Advancement, otherwise known as The University of California at Davis. From day one, students who had 4.0's in high school are blasted with socialistic and communistic propaganda. Also, UC Davis has an 80% graduation rate, and the majority of classes are curved. So, 20% of the students at UC Davis have to fail, no matter what. While not as effective as Berkeley, this propaganda reaches a majority of students, leading many to have inferiority complexes and bouts of depression when they realize how greedy their desire to achieve is.
Thank God I'm about to graduate UC Davis, and I can't wait to get as far away from here as I can. It is said that many who graduate here don't become particularly successful in life, and I can see why. I defy that claim, and I plan to become very successful and make a shitload of money. Call me greedy if you want.

For current UC Davis students, I honestly hope the best for you. Resist any limits the faculty and staff here may try to impose upon you, and resist the complacent attitude that is so prevalent out here. For those considering UC Davis and have dreams of a big future, run away as fast as you can. Go to a school that emphasizes the practical concepts of hard work and personal achievement.
by calif2011 October 13, 2011
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davis

Another term for a dick. It can be used as almost any form of speech. If the suffix "piece" is added to "davis" it more specifically refers to the penis and not the person to whom the penis belongs. Such as "davispiece." Without the piece, the word davis can refer to almost anything including people.
n) "My Davis"
v) "Tom davised all over her face"
adj) "That's so davis"
participle) "Yo, quit davising around"
exclamation) "DAVIS"
by Steve Robinson July 25, 2008
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Davis

slang for coke, as in Dickie Davis - who had a white cows lick.
Oih cunty get your Davis out you cunt!
by Dickie Davis August 12, 2008
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davy

Davy is one of the worse tank of runescape.
Davy is eigenlijk een 1 hit wonder.
en davy gaat niet per fiets maar gaat rollen.
Kjell: Davy dikkerd.
Davy: !kb kjell
Hummerboy75: davy ga toch rollen
Davy: !kb hummerboy75
by Deurknop-Ronnie-Hummerboy-Kjel January 19, 2011
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Davie

A nickname used for cigarettes, it is used when you, as a smoker, do not want those around you to know you smoke, are not comfortable saying cigarette or if you're talking about smoking when around parents or other authority figures. Mostly associated with Malboro brand cigarettes.
(Parents in the room) "You wana go out for a davie?"

"That class was so long I need like eight davies"

"Drive me to the store I need a pack of davies"
by Gav2.0 October 13, 2010
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davis

You know that kid that's always having sex at school and masturbating in class once he fucked a girl in the bathroom and was caught with cum all over his hand in class
Teacher says don't be like "davis"
Teacher says don't be like "davis"
by Madhawa December 14, 2019
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davis

a female cat that has no hair and used to be blind but due to evolving the davis can now see. Now that the davis can see what it looks like, they refuse to mate in all places exept Pocono Palace.
hey!! its a davis cat
by im never wrong March 21, 2017
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