DTS

Dry Thumb Syndrome. An affliction, usually male, where one's "thumbs are dry" caused by lack of sexual activity. Commonly referred after someone has complained from lack of sexual activity.

Derives from "Getting one's dick wet."

"Man, I need to get my thumbs wet!"
"Sounds like a serious case of DTS."

by Apthayer May 21, 2008

dts

down to sesh

hey are you dts i found a really lowkey spot.

by crossj420 September 27, 2009

dts

acronym for DROP THE SOAP

idle and perform
#dropthesoap

the black man droped the soap in the shower.

by rhar February 28, 2005

DTS

Down to shit.

Yo dog you DTS?
Fo sho my nigga!
Great you take the stall on the left, and I'll get the one on the right!

by lordofdoosh January 4, 2011

the DT's

The confusion and horror brought on by witnessing Donald Trump's 2016 U.S. presidential campaign

Man, did you hear Donald Trump's Speech the other night? Am I having a nightmare or is this the DT's?drum

by churgascinda July 31, 2016

DTS

Down to Smoosh

Yo that chick is DTS.

by backyardtees September 28, 2010

DTS

Don't Take Shit from anyone about anything

When your supervisor thinks they can talk down to you and you don't agree, you have to let them know that you DTS.

When your kid(s) think they can tell YOU what's what, DTS.

by Cory Johnson, Heather Preud'Homme, Beth Smith January 19, 2008