BRAT diet

What to give someone (usually a kid) who has diarrhea:

-Bananas
-Rice
-Apple Sauce
-Toast

This should stop those frequent trips to the bathroom.

My kid's been sick for 3 days. I've been feeding him the BRAT diet so he won't have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.

by U.Dontneedthat October 30, 2009

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 28, 2007

Kaleo Diet

A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.

The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).

by Dr Kat May 23, 2017

Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Diet-Chad

A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.

Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.

by Yeetmaster4206969 July 31, 2019