Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.
George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz February 19, 2018
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz February 19, 2018
by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022
The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.
I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.
by Emogaz June 02, 2020
by Krinkler September 16, 2020
Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
by trapo100 February 02, 2016