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Beautiful, intelligent, perfect in some people's eyes. Funny, laughs at a good joke. Debbi can love like no other and is loved by many. Debbi typically has long, dark, beautiful hair that other girls wish they had. A perfect inshape body, she never needs to lose weight but she likes to go to the gym. Debbi has a beautiful sole and is compassionate for others. Debbi also loves her man and couldn't ask for another.
Me: I love my Debbi so much I'd do anything for her.
Jon: I wish I had your Debbi
Debbi by mcastilem February 3, 2010
Enjoy those goblans Dobby. A common quote often said near the great Dobby himself. Dobby is one of the strongest generals in lord Lothorlitnghamr’s clan, “The Package.” Dobby isn’t exactly a war hero like Lothor, but he is a logic hero. When the clan was falling apart due to Shhhmoke’s corruption (read definition on Lothorlitnghamr for more details) Dobby went out of his way to stop Shhhmoke’s reign with words and logic. It was too late to stop him though, the clan already lost half it’s members, and Lothor had given up, twisting his logic and making him agree with the barbarian, Shhhmoke. Lothor preferred Shhhmoke, because Shhhmoke would win more battles than Dobby, as Dobby always uses goblans. To this day, Dobby is believed to be alive somewhere out there, stopping crime and corruption.
I had a dream last night where my clan was falling apart, and Dobby came and saved the day.
Dobby by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Derby wife 

A roller derby soul mate, the woman who you knew from the first second that you'd been separated at birth, who will hold your hair when you throw up after drinking too much, arrange bail, ride in the ambulance with you and set your real husband straight on the Derby world.

Invented by Kacey Bomber of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls, if you don't have a Derby wife you ain't a Derby person.
(a Derby Wife) may not even be your best friend in the league or the sport, but she’d be the one you know will be the first one to back you up, even if you’re dead wrong. - 2003, Kacey Bomber, Los Angeles Derby Dolls
Derby wife by Willy Callit January 25, 2010

Ridin Derby 

A phrase which refers to a women's roller derby team conducting themselves in a manner that would serve to represent their players as dirty, skanky, slutty, outrageous, and audacious, all in an effort to convince people that they are cool. They just look dirty.
Hahaha. I saw those crazy pics of you on the internet after the game. You were really Ridin Derby!
Ridin Derby by >>>AQUAFINA>>> September 19, 2009

brown derby 

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!
Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
brown derby by Travis Urban October 18, 2008

Debbie Downer 

Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch

Function: Noun

1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby destroys the positive atmosphere. b: a statement that is charactaristic of Debbie Downer

Usage note: In the skit, following each downer Debbie voices, a trombone plays a "wah waaah" (sad trombone) sound effect and the camera zooms in on Debbie Downer's face, which is twisted in comic despair.
Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?

Friend #1: What?

Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.

(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)

(everyone looks pissed off)

Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.

(deeper wah wahhhhhhhh; zoom in on a particularly painful facial expression)
Debbie Downer by Alana Post September 30, 2005