Lawn Dairy

When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.

I blew the biggest nut on this chicks hair pussy, I gave that broad some lawn dairy!!

by Vagiant October 16, 2008

Dairy Fresh

When one releases a fresh fart into a crisp cup of milk

here's your dairy fresh bro

by queef queen 08 January 9, 2014

dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018

sexual dairy

Using butter for sex lube. See also butt-er.

"Please use the butt-er" as she glanced at the stick of butter on his nightstand. Sexual dairy

by Studmuffindelux November 22, 2019

Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

Dairy Queen

The one place that is consistently out of ice cream, food, napkins, water, and power

I was going to Dairy Queen, but it was out of everything.

by prohibular May 17, 2016