dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

Lawn Dairy

When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.

I blew the biggest nut on this chicks hair pussy, I gave that broad some lawn dairy!!

by Vagiant October 16, 2008

dairy fust

A spoonerism for "fairy dust". See definition of spoonerism.

That sticker looks like it's covered in dairy fust!

The dairy fust in my vajayjay is real itchy, I need a shower.

I found dairy fust in your boxers! You betta not be cheatin!

You: Ke$ha is awesome!
Me: Her? She's the dairy fust queen.

by Grammre Natsi October 30, 2011

Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

Dairy Fresh

When one releases a fresh fart into a crisp cup of milk

here's your dairy fresh bro

by queef queen 08 January 9, 2014

sexual dairy

Using butter for sex lube. See also butt-er.

"Please use the butt-er" as she glanced at the stick of butter on his nightstand. Sexual dairy

by Studmuffindelux November 22, 2019

Dairy Dumper

A post-pregnancy female that when is on top dumps her milk laden breast upon your chest.

B: When they ride you and they’re leaking milk all over your chest?

S: Do you mean a set of dairy dumpers?

by Midwest farmer January 8, 2021