Bitch, you do not understand cynicism at all. There's this bitch that is selling a book on cynicism. Right? But it isn't even close to cynicism! It's like this vapid rejection of stoicism where she calls on you to reject truth entirely and use lies and "creating your own narrative" to curate reality.
Hym "And it sounds a lot like the Solipsistic Machiavellianism I was critiquing before branded as Cynicism. Cynicism is the wholesale rejection of social norms and viewing the world as it truly is unfiltered by modern sensibilities. It's literally just calling a spade a spade in the absolute. When Diogenes asks Alexander the Great where to find his father's corpse... Not only does he ignore entirely the decorum that is supposed to be associated with Alexander's title but upfront with his intentions to rob his father's corpse. He suffers no delusions about how the world really is. But THAT she shit is pedaling? Doesn't even resemble cynicism."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"
Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"
by Education Floor August 26, 2023
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The cynic always talked about the light at the end of the tunnel since the tunnel was all he/she could see. Most people are already aware that what can go wrong usually will, what's the point in making something sound bigger and better than what it really is?
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
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Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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