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Topshop Clone

A person who dresses solely in overpriced clothes from Topshop.

Topshop Clones tend to buy anything from Topshop regardless of whether or not they actually like it.
A: Hey, look at that girl wearing a band t-shirt even though she's never listened to their music, she only bought it 'cause it's from Topshop!
B: She's a Topshop Clone, that's why.
by Alice842 April 13, 2011
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Clonazepam

A potent, sedative benzodiazepine (benzo). Used to treat anxiety and sometimes insomnia or restless leg syndrome. Similar to Xanax and Valium (same drug family).

Kpins are also used recreationally. The term "kpin" is typically only used in recreational circles.

It will get you high.
Dude, I got some Clonazepam. Gonna get hella high.
by bleedglory May 14, 2011
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colon spelunking

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004
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colon slug

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.
He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.
by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010
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Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.
Hey bitch show me your Clontch.
by wind xd June 23, 2019
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the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face
The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect
by flavorsnades September 3, 2010
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Uncle Colon

Uncle Colon is a man who has a detachable colon. Legend has it, that if you call his number (I don’t want to give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep.

If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.

Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.

Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
Person 1: Dang, I’m really craving some sesame seeds and ketchup right now.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
by The Crusty December 15, 2017
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