titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

Cucumber Sandwich

When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!

By Ramos The Barbarian.

Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”

by Ramos The Barbarian June 2, 2018

Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Cucumber milk

Cucumber milk is cum, semen, skeet, or jizz.

Your penis is the cucumber and the cum,semen,skeet, or jizz is the milk. Cucumber milk

by JQNews June 11, 2018

slippery cucumber

A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet

Samantha: no one ever talks to me

Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber

by Choncho July 22, 2019

golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016