cryptomaniac

A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.

My future self used cryptomaniac on myself to control my thoughts

by pavaano December 2, 2021

Crypto Addiction

A high-tech term for hardcore gamblers or speculators who have made trading in digital currencies their god—some common symptoms are Trump-like lying, getting into massive debt, and insomnia.

Luxury rehabs are doing brisk business treating crypto addiction patients, by changing them exorbitantly—common treatments involve yoga, acupuncture, massage, and medication.

by Fasters February 5, 2023

cryptopsy

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal

Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.

by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

cryptorchild

a fucking awsome song by marilyn manson.

cryptorchild lyircs " prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipse the sun
the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things "

by cheetos whore [[akk]] December 10, 2008

Cryptorchid Chipmunk

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

Crypdoku

A Crypdoku is a type of Sudoku puzzle in which the numbers encrypt a hidden message of up to 9 characters.

The Crypdoku puzzle style was invented on 14 February 2006 as a variation of the Sudoku puzzle that has swept the world.

by Gregory V. Richardson February 17, 2006

Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008