Cyber Sleepover

Where you stay up all night talking on Webcam or Video chat, that it's like you had a sleepover with your friend.

Brad: What did you do last night?

Chase: I had a cyber sleepover with Jamie.

Brad: Oh, cool.

by fsfgloaseriiiuuee November 1, 2010

Cyber Mooch

A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post

Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.

‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’

“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”

Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame

Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush

by P - Hustle December 15, 2018

cyberchondriac

a hypochondriac who imagines that he or she has a particular disease based on medical information gleaned from the Internet.

Ever since Kristian turned 40, she has become such a cyberchondriac. Now she spends all her free time looking up her ailments on Web MD.

by locochic March 27, 2009

Cyber bullying

A terrible excuse for being an idiot on the internet and getting yelled at about it.

Idiot: "He guys, i realy think that jews caused 911"

Person 1: "You fucking idiot"

Person 2: "I'm going to kill you"

Idiot: "YOU ARE CYBER BULLYNG IM GUNA REPORT YOU TO THE CIBER POLEECE."

And such is Cyber Bullying.

by SeventhSandwich[BL] July 19, 2010

cyber

Exchanging arousing words over an instant messenger, sometimes with the intent of getting each other off. Pictures and webcams are sometimes used.

Cybering's got a bad name. It's like porn, but you get to talk to the person! (quick, guilt-free, exciting, no strings attached, and you don't have to worry about calling anybody the next day)

"Remember, kids, the only 100% effective birth control is abstinence.......and CYBERING!"
"I love to cyber and show people my naked ass on the internet!"

by pdots April 13, 2007

Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.

I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.

by Havana192 November 22, 2009

Cyber Monday

The Monday after Thanksgiving Day, when online retailers keep the Black Friday-like bullshit going by constantly bombarding our e-mail inboxes and facebook statuses with annoying-ass ads to buy their products on our employers' time.

These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.

If I get one more Cyber Monday e-mail today from company X I'm gonna blow my fucking laptop up!

by dookeyboy December 1, 2010