Cribalicious

A quality home, can be a flat or house that has a lot of bling and is a sweet place to live.

Can't wait till we move into the cribalicious, it won't be hard to get the birds back there.

by Munki_Neishy February 15, 2008

crygate

n. tactlessly crying out personal secrets of others and later backtracking while blaming others for exaggerating said comments.

(As in the case of NBA Miami Heats coach Erik Spoelstra when he told press that his players, which included Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, cried in the locker room after a tough one point loss to the Chicago Bulls following a three game losing streak. Coach later acted surprised that his comments became the main topic of sports discussion, subsequently denying the crying incident. Spoelstra blamed reporters searching for sensationalism.)

Lebron whimpering: "Coach certainly took his talents to the School of Crygate."

Wade: "Don't worry honey, go back to bed"

Chris: "Well, at least he didn't mention our names... hey, quit hogging the blanket!"

by chongqingking March 25, 2011

crybating

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.

Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!

by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crybaby

the #1 selling wah peddle of all time made by dunlop and made popular by jimi hendrix

my dunlop crybaby is awesome

by muglet September 20, 2005

cryable

A situation or work of art that illicits sad emotion or tears from those who experience it.

The movie "The pursuit of Happyness" was so cryable I couldn't stop weeping.

by blackrockchick December 25, 2008

Crobatoism

A display of revanchist fanboy adulation of military equipment, which if challenged on the internet, leads to flamewars and adhominem attacks. A high degree of vituperation and use of expletives when asked to present arguements.

Also used for a display of high personal hubris when attempting to use oneself as a reference to authority but without the academic or professional qualifications to back it up.

Origin: Termed Crobatoism in deference to the foremost practitioners of this behavior on many internet forums, which caused them to close down as frequent use of expletives to "defend" military equipment made them infamous.

"Wait, so you are not a pilot, you are not a soldier, you are not a scientist, you are not a journalist, but you know more than all the above guys, is that Crobatoism or what?"

by Andy Mc Kenna May 30, 2006

cr0bar

The most 1337 h4x0r on the planet

I am cr0bar.. feel the 1337ness =D

by cr0bar September 28, 2004