crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.

It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.

by Karla A November 9, 2007

Council of Cock

Council of Cock refers to a high probability of explicit content being present in any social media thread, leading to issues with online streaming platforms and streamers accidentally showing explicit content

Streamer: *opens a Twitter thread without checking first*
Streamer: OH! That was dangerous, there could've been Council of Cock in here!

by SypherRS January 21, 2022

Clunch

It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?

by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017

Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

bung crunchie

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

by Rondo August 30, 2006

mud crunchers

Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007