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coat crushing

As the temperature dropped, he pulled his coat tighter about himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.
by the_irritated_giraffe January 21, 2007
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crushing ass

I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.
by Lewda February 27, 2008
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crushing

1. To have a crush on someone.
2. To physically flatten someone.
Jen was crushing Alex.
by Avee September 6, 2007
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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Crushing Chips

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.
by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011
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Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.
Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff
by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017
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