Crossboned

When a girl sucks two dicks at the same time and the dicks cross over each other.

Heather crossboned me and jimmy all night long.

by Jboomer January 13, 2010

Crossing the Danish Border

To switch change sexual preferences from any category or sub-category to something new.

Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.

Alice freely moves about the Danish border.

Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.

by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014

Crossoppled

Crossoppled means something's that out of line or off-centre or offending my OCDness. A picture may be hung crossoppled; a child may button his shirt crossoppled; a table can be set crossoppled (particularly by a southpaw); books on shelves may be crossoppled.

That notice board is all crossoppled.

by Dotty Detail February 1, 2017

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

Animal crossing New horizons

A game that will suck up your entire life after you waited for 3 years. Pay debts at a racoon and the fandom stans a dog...help me please

Me:I have played 130 hours of Animal crossing New horizons so far in 2 months...there adre people with over 300..its out for 2 months send this fandom help

by Yuki0066 May 30, 2020

animal crossing music

the best music in the world

id rather listen to animal crossing music than play pacman

by piece of soup June 11, 2020

Animal Crossing

1. A Game Where The Evil Tom Nook Puts You In Debt And Makes You Pay Taxes

2. Child Labour

3. A Relaxing Family Friendly Game That Is Like Real Life Without The Rona Virus

I'm Gonna Hold You At Gunpoint If You Don't Play Animal Crossing

by Meme_Reaper January 5, 2021