coochi oiler

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)

My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.

by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017

cooch stack

The area of which cooch and next to cooch are. ie butthole

Ahhh my elbow just hit the dogs cooch stack!

Get that dog something more nutritious than that cooch stack she’s licking on!

by HustinD August 12, 2018

Coochavore

A man who is a whore

“Jake is such a coochavore, he is always sleeping around.”

by Lil Chug December 3, 2020

Aggressive Cooch

When a dude hittin it from the back, but in actuality she's hittin from the front.

Guy 1: Hey man how was that date with Katy last night?
Guy 2: It was fuckin great man, Katy got that "aggressive cooch!"

by Blerk_Dergan March 13, 2020

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Suction Cup Coochie

(suck - shin cup coo - chee)

A profoundly, overly tight vagina that sucks a penis back when you go to pull out. This will often result in further sinking into the coochie. The more you struggle, the more it fights back. This tactic is usually used by women when a man is about to cum.

Ray: Did you hear about Connie? I heard she has a pussy that is like quick sand!

Brandon: Yeah man, some people say she has a suction cup coochie.

by nootsack June 18, 2020

coochie crusader

A white knight but even more toxic

James is a coochie crusader.

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019