crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

crockerphilia

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

COCSA

Child On Child Sexual Abuse

"I've heard that they'll be having a seminar on COCSA this weekend"

by yarr1234 April 8, 2019

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Crockenboosh

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.

If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.

by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015

croast

v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.

"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"

by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004