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wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.
*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"
by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008
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Crockerjack

"Gaige, are you eating crockerjacks."
by Crockerjack123 September 9, 2018
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betty crockered

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"
by City Slickers June 26, 2014
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Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.
by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022
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The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.
Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?
by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021
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Chris Crocker

A you-tube celebrity that gives even gays a bad rap. Has also been known as the definition "freak".

He is not represented by the gay community in anyway shape or form due to his Flamer status he has achieved through his you-tube videos online.

He has achieved the worlds most hated position due to tantrums he's thrown on stage or in public. And has gained so much attention it is what is known as "Anti-Fame" much as the related term "anti-matter"

The only reason why people take the time out of their day is due to wanting a free shot or seven at cracking at this he-she's nut bag and busting its pee's in his peach fuzz sack.
On you tube you can add this at the end of the web address and look for yourself at his "stardom" at the first stages of how "Chris Crocker" gained his "Anti-Fame"

/watch?v=Hh3eHxtIGxw
by Imofftoseethewizard July 23, 2010
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chris crocker

A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.
"dude I saw that chris crocker kid......what a fuckin tool"
by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007
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