Christopher

Chris, for short, is such a caring, humble, and dorky in the best possible way. He will never fail to comfort you, make you day, give out compliments, and be the sweetest person you've ever met. Not only is he tall and kind, but he's a great person to look up to. He is absolutely more than perfect and he will always exceed your exoectations. He's one of the best people you'll ever encounter and if you already gave up on humanity, you just need a chris to cheer you up. :D

Person A: "Do you know Christopher?"
Person B: "Of course i know him! He's the best!"

by pastel! <3 April 23, 2023

Christopher Vento

A Christopher Vento is an unhinged child who has an "obsession" with his little sister. Usually living in horrible living conditions and having no friends.

I can't believe that Christopher Vento likes the Dallas Cowboys, they fucking suck!

After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?

by Actuallythetruth June 25, 2023

christopher columbus

According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.

Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.

Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 1, 2010

christopher atkins

A movie star acting in films such as The Blue Lagoon. An interesting man. Toughest man on earth. More so than Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris doesn't stand a chance against Christopher Atkins in a thumb war."

by Amakat July 24, 2006

Christopher

A handsome young man that cares about his friends and he puts the people that he cares about and the people that he loves needs before his

A Christopher is an very determined person he works hard for what he has he is never handed anything he is a very hardworking person

My Christopher always puts my needs before his

by Don'tbecruel March 15, 2017

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy that is tall and handsome with beautiful features, cute lil button nose and a gorgeous smile. Christopher is that guy that never fails to put a smile on your face, he always compliments you and make you feel happy in your saddest days. He can be very shy and secretive at first but when he warms up to you, an amazing personality is discovered. He's a great kisser and does those little things that drive you crazy. Christopher will love you unconditionally and he will love you forever if you're right for him. He thinks about you all the time, and never stops. Christopher is the kind warmhearted and handsome man you've been dreaming of. He's just perfect in every way.

girl #1: this guy i met is amazing
Girl #2: is he a christopher

Girl #1: omg yes!

by Charlie12334 September 8, 2017

Christopher

He has a big joy con. Really good at Mario kart. He will rekt you in smash. Hes a fucking clown. That's me

Omg Christopher is so good at Mario kart

by 1kol June 5, 2019