5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

Crafty Crim

A top notch geezer with street smarts that pull off almost anything.

"Mate, how'd you get a 1kg of mamba?"

"I'm telling you, I'm a Crafty Crim."

by crftycrm May 16, 2016

Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.

Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack

by JDMBart April 12, 2019

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012