crappies

plural of crap

i see crappies

by koolkidgamer69 July 30, 2021

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Crappy-Mcgee

What you may call someone in place of crap.

You ate my pudding you Crappy-Mcgee!

by Molly Heart January 5, 2009

Crappy Tipper

Pulling out from anal sex with feces on the tip of your Penis.

"That girl last night left a crappy tipper"
"When it was all over......it was a crappy tipper"

by OhAlrightG August 9, 2021

Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

seven crappy hours of our life

School.

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣

by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024