Cranialanalitis

A permanent affliction where your head is situated that far up your ass

Look at Joe strutting his stuff thinking he’s all that! He definitely has cranialanalitis!

by Gimp Master January 26, 2021

Cranialrectitus

Having your head stuck up your ass.

My boss said I have cranialrectitus. Find a cure or get a new job.

by Pinky Diamonds June 22, 2021

cranialrectomitis

the condition of a person with their head up their ass.

It was such a stupid comment that I immediately identified him to have cranialrectomitis.

by Surfrider1 September 2, 2022

crinimal

a monkey

look at that crinimal over ther

by monkey_boy827 November 1, 2022

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Cranial

Cool, Crazy, What’s “In”, or What The Cool Kids Are Doing

The party last night was cranial!

by KatBizzle November 18, 2023

Cranial

Crazy; Cool; What’s “In”; What The Cool Kids Are Doing.

Man, that party last night was so cranial!

by KatBizzle November 19, 2023