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The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.
Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?

We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.
Ikea Cram by Russianhaxor August 17, 2011
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purple cram 

monarch vodka mixed with straight grape kool aid mix
i was bouts ta go rollin wit my homies when we mixed up some purple cram. it gave me a cummy tummy.
purple cram by Al Richardson August 6, 2006

Rash Cram 

After cramming someone. To add more effect you shit on top of them. This wont add a sliding effect like the Easily Sliding Cram, all it will do is make the girl hate you more. It will give them a rash if it is on them for to long and most likely give them some disease.
I hated this girl so much so i just did a Rash Cram to her.
Rash Cram by Father Christmas November 4, 2004

Easily Sliding Cram 

After cramming a girl. Mostly all you have to do is add a little urnine to help her slide into the toilet easier. The girl might yell and be mad at the start, but she will thank you later.
Just to make this random girl not be to bad for her. Instead of cramming her. I made it an Easily Sliding Cram.

Face Cram 

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.
Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.
Face Cram by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

neck-cram 

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.
After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.
neck-cram by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013