CafèSex

A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup.

Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man.

by Josherrr October 30, 2011

Café Crawler

A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.

That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.

by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011

Crabel

To do something with the least amount of effort possible, consistently screwing it up and making your own situation actually worse than it was before you crabeled it.

Did you go to that job interview?

No, I kind of crabeled it away. I came in unprepared, drunk, unshaven, and I couldn't care less if I got the job or not.

by DpN November 4, 2012

Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.

I am drinking Craffee

by Derrankyle April 21, 2013

cafė it

Something made or made into something fancy

My bike is so old I need to cafė it.

by AstroMusicGirl November 18, 2014

cafeteria responding

When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.

Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.

by BFoverated February 21, 2017

Crabetarian

A vegetarian that also eats crab meat

Ella is a crabetarian. She used to be a vegetarian but now she also eats crab meat.

by Ella e August 6, 2020