crisp ninja

A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.

I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.

by Henry O November 21, 2007

butt crisps

Small crispy pimple like eruptions that form on the outer surface of a human buttocks.

Why don't you take a bath brush and exfoliate those disgusting butt crisps off your ass.

by Richard Juice August 4, 2005

crisp

the 5-0

shit mate here come the crisps!

by teevee May 30, 2003

Jeez Crisp

A bizarre or funny exclamation clone of Jesus Christ, it is used when someone saw something disgusting that makes them lost faith in humanity.

Person 1: * Shows a very shocking fetish content *
Person 2: Jeez Crisp, that's disgusting!
P1: IKR, makes me lose my faith in humanity.
P2: Me too.

by Ronald Lee June 9, 2021

Burnt to a crisp

When a subject gets insulted so hard that all the dignity in his body gets burnt to a crisp

Hah!, You just got burnt to a crisp

by WhatisJoblessFat February 3, 2021

wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

Cheese Crisp

Cheesy tortilla snack fried on a pan or microwaved until the cheese in the middle of starts to leaving it slightly crispy you

Hey mom, will you make me a cheese crisp?

by Frosty Dog March 27, 2020