to cow

to suck a pregnant woman's lactating nipples.

Jon: Yo Emily! You would think that my wife's pregnancy would be the worst nine months of my life, but its not.
Emily: Why is that Jon?
Jon: Because i get to cow her when im thirsty!
Emily: Oh Jon!

by Barnyard Fun June 2, 2009

cow

an fat old hag

my grandma is a cow

by cowfuck October 14, 2009

cow

el depresso. cows are very depressed over nothing. they sit at tables with there boyfriend (one of many) and pretend to cry with them. they do very weird sexual things to girls and make them feel arkward yet claim theyre straight. they sleep around and then say they didnt consent. they sink very low and need to grow up before it all back fires on them. they need to learn that lieing consistantly gets you no where and they always get found out in the end. they make strange noises like 'mooo' alot. they also like to make claims of harrasment and verbal abuse against others when infact it was them who 'harrased and verbally abused' someone. basically, theyre completely screwed up and have no life.

person 1: hey did you see that vanessa girl the other day?
person 2: yea, what a cow!

by coastguard man May 16, 2009

cow

Also known as 'beef people'.

Beef people (aka cows) are tasty.

by CanuckGod January 19, 2008

COW

COW refers to "Can of Whupp'in", a slightly more politically correct derivative of "Can of Whup Ass".

Yo, buddy, don't make me bring in the COW. Or, I'm about to open up a COW...

by Kman061 December 25, 2007

cow

1. Mature female of specific animals, such as cattle, dolphins and deer.
2. Colloquially, just cattle.

1. The bull cattle on the beach noticed the cow dolphin tending after her baby.
2. Bulls are male cows.

by udusers1 May 18, 2014

cow

Slang for the Tauren race in the MMORPG World of Warcraft

Look at that fat cow, he can't even ride under that vine

by Malick June 28, 2008