Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.
by Gimpygod May 31, 2017

A negative media response that occurs when a leader makes a decision which benefits the elite and corporate world while having utter disregard for public input and opinion.
by James king 23 May 31, 2017

Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.
Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.
Watergate was mostly covfefe.
Watergate was mostly covfefe.
by skelegate June 1, 2017

When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.
You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.
You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.
by Anamar June 5, 2017

A coffee type drink that Republicans drink. It's considerably saltier than regular coffee because instead of water, we use the tears of Hillary Clinton and the Liberal media.
Every morning while sitting on my porch, I drink my Covfefe, read a book by Ann Coulter, and blast Rush Limbaugh on my radio.
by That's So Camille July 9, 2017

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by The Social Code June 6, 2017
