poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

Tuck and Cover

When you (male) have a hard on (boner) and you need to go walk somewhere where there are other people that could see this so called boner, so you tuck your weiner up under the the top of your pants to cover it; therefore tuck and cover.

Female: shit what are you going to to with your boner? we have to go talk to my parents!

Male: its all good i'll just tuck and cover and they wont see a thing.

by vagslayer October 21, 2009

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Formspring conversation

When someone will have an everyday conversation on formspring, and will constantly right back. and usually spams up your home page and can be utterly annoying.

Question 1
Hey (:
heyyy

Question 2
whats up?
oh nothing much,

etc etc, this is a formspring conversation

by yupyupppp April 28, 2010

organic conversation

it is a conversation that just flows without any awkward silences or without one of the parties constantly trying to keep the conversation going

I crave an organic conversation right now. I'm so tired of being trying to get people to talk

by idoogo August 2, 2017

dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

Duck and Cover

Original: Official 1951 United States civil defense film, Duck and Cover. Intended primarily for children, it portrays the act of ducking and covering by the character Bert the Turtle. The concept of "duck and cover" is a method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear explosion whereby persons near the would-be affected area would drop to the ground in a prone position or seek shelter and protection under such objects as desks or other pieces of furniture, or in structures such as buildings or fallout shelters.

Slang: To be evasive or deceptive in one's behavior.

As the police continued to question the suspect about the events leading up to the crime, it was clear he knew more than he was telling. He immediately went duck and cover and refused to cooperate.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018