A long-distance runner that competes in Cross country and usually track and field long / middle distance events. Almost always very handsome and tan and ripped. Adversaries will be most displeased as runners often times will steal said adversaries ladyfriend(s).
Baseball/Football Player 1: Dude, that guy running there is such a homosexual, look at his obnoxiously short shorts.
Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.
Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!
Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!
Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*
Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.
Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!
Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!
Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*
by Anextremebadass June 19, 2011
Get the Cross Country Runner mug.1. A type of inebriation characterized by the low cost beverages, propensity for vocal outbursts and the mildly violent pandamonium that occurs.
2. Grabbing a case of "High Life", hopping in the bed of your buddies pick-up truck and hitting up "roadhouses". (This can also be translated in Louisiana as "Gon fuck up" often to the themesong from The Jeffersons.)
2. Grabbing a case of "High Life", hopping in the bed of your buddies pick-up truck and hitting up "roadhouses". (This can also be translated in Louisiana as "Gon fuck up" often to the themesong from The Jeffersons.)
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The most fucking overrated sport of all time, that's also more difficult than any other sport ever (yes, even football). It is terrible, high maintenance, and for you to be a good xc runner you need so much endurance, practice and stamina, because if you don't, you're fucked because they're absolutely NO breaks*/timeouts/whatnot during the races and even the practices.
*includes water breaks.
*includes water breaks.
Damn cross country is so fucking hard and tiring, my friend had an asthma attack and almost died while doing a race. Fuck xc
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Get the Cross country mug.A large geographical area surrounding Pittsburgh PA. Typical signs that you are in Steeler Country would be the sky turns Black and Gold, Big Ben is not a clock, "Taking the Bus" is 3 yards and a cloud of bodies, Mullets are Vogue, Sandwiches contain French Fries, "Here We Go Stillers Here We Go" chants could break out during Sunday Church Service and roads go absolutely nowhere. Furthermore, when a Steeler fan goes on the Road or moves away from home a 6 foot radius surrounding said Steeler Fan is also known as "Steeler Country." Accompaning this portable Steeler Country is usually odor of pierogie or keilbassa.
In football circles if asked "where are you from?" a Steeler Fan says it all by simply saying... Steeler Country.
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Get the Steeler Country mug.A total kick ass girl. They are hot, and toned. The girls arent a skinny ass bitch and could kick u any day! They work harder than the glorified volleyball, fockey, and soccer players. You could see them running up hills, though trees and more.
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An urban slang term that originated from MSN statuses. One may use the term to have other people acknowledge that they are indeed watching the TV Series "Country Gatherer" and currently on episode 5. This is crucial to have as a status for there is no point in watching a Television show if others don't know about it.
Example 1
"Share something new with friends."
*Hmm, well my best friend passed away last week. No, no, that can wait, I MUST tell others what I am watching as of RIGHT NOW.*
"Country Gatherer 5"
"There, done. Hopefully people will see it, and maybe even comment on it"
Example 2
Friend 1: "Yo Phillip, whatcha doing? Watching porn?"
Phillip: "Nah, why watch porn when you can watch Country Gatherer?" "I'm on episode 5."
Friend 1: "Don't forget to put it as your MSN status, or there is no point in even watching it.
Phillip: Damn, almost forgot, thanks bro.
"Share something new with friends."
*Hmm, well my best friend passed away last week. No, no, that can wait, I MUST tell others what I am watching as of RIGHT NOW.*
"Country Gatherer 5"
"There, done. Hopefully people will see it, and maybe even comment on it"
Example 2
Friend 1: "Yo Phillip, whatcha doing? Watching porn?"
Phillip: "Nah, why watch porn when you can watch Country Gatherer?" "I'm on episode 5."
Friend 1: "Don't forget to put it as your MSN status, or there is no point in even watching it.
Phillip: Damn, almost forgot, thanks bro.
by CountryGatherer5 August 6, 2011
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