Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

cosmic fool

1)a person who sitcks there heads out of car windows while wearin over-large novelty jester hats.
2)me.

never fear... the cosmic foooool is here!

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Comcasting

Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.

After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.

by Someone without internet March 19, 2014

Cosmic irony

The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.

Joe couldn't believe the cosmic irony that all his girlfriends left him for another woman.

by ozoutofwater November 20, 2010

Cosmic Horn

To like everyone and everything.
This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison

"Today, I fell in love 40 times! With just about everyone and everything, I think I have the cosmic horn."

by Massielle September 5, 2005

cosmic horn

A temporary condition in which a person feels indiscriminate attraction, possibly sexual, towards an irrational amount of people.

Zoinks, I just want to make out with every guy I see. Blast this cosmic horn!

by Rachel "Bliggle" Collins November 10, 2006

Comcast Effect

1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.

I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!

by bchapman December 20, 2009