noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
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A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
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Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
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Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
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The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.
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