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Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008
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Imageboard Buyout Corporation (IBC)

A imageboard buyout corporation is typically a super large organization like Google that buys a large enough share to basically exert near full control over a imageboard.
The imageboard itself would undergo changes like using the parent organization's CAPTCHA system. Sometimes the moderation on the imageboard will change, too. Thi
s reason is why bans on 4chan are more steady like bans on YouTube.

A lot of the time the actual owner will point to someone other than the IBC and say "He's the owner guy". Many users of the now bought-out imageboard would swiftly call B.S. But, they will put up with the IBC in exchange for a platform to spread their memes.
Ghee, Moot sure sold Google out to 4chan back in March 2016. Talk about a Imageboard Buyout Corporation (IBC).

Now that I think about it, New York Times would make a good Imageboard Buyout Corporation (IBC) for 8chan especially after the recent school shootings.
by A_Land_Trick March 20, 2020
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the corporation

It is the sometimes anonymus Corporation that apears in most of the games today, and it is responsable for 'lighting' the story of the game. It can allso be responsable for all the mean/evil/poluting actions in the game, witch is actualy prety ironic considering that most games are made by a 'Corp.'. It allso describes one of the main enemyes of the hippy population.
Hippy: The Corp. are the worst
Gamer: Ya they allmost killed DR. Freeman
Hippy: Wha?
by Luca4fun2004 July 10, 2005
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Coperating

A combination of the words Copy & Exaggerate, put together to form the word Coperating.
Used to describe a comical interpretation of someone's quirks or habits, also to used to explain an act that someone has preformed in order to emulate a byproduct of said party.
- you may ask why not just use 'copy' ?
well Dylan thinks otherwise...
Kendall: "What? that makes no sense, I dont get it"

Sammy: "What don't you get Dylan you fuckin' pot herb!?"

Dylan: "That wasn't me talking, It was Kendall, he was Coperating me."
by Kendawwg January 3, 2010
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COMPESATION FEE

the utterance of a stupid cunt with a crap avatar that is too big.
Find a definition of "COMPESATION FEE"
by bff February 20, 2005
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Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.
Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
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Jiminiggy corporations

1. Corporation failing to achieve any form of success whatsoever.
Did you see jiminiggy corporations' share price today?
by Roffonopolis June 1, 2003
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