Thomas Cooked

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas Cook it

(Thomas Cook it) - booking a holiday with no return flight

"mate I've had enough of this place I'm absolutely going to Thomas Cook it"

by RollyIre September 24, 2019

Cal Cooker

The elusive counterpart of Kal Baker. No one has ever seen this mythical creature but legend says he is a FURRY, and lives in the basement of your house

I am telling you, I totally saw Cal Cooker last night standing at the bottom of the stairwell. That night was off the BOOF

by urboyanonymoose September 22, 2022

However you cook your chicken

An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.

John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.

by NoLeafClover June 20, 2020

conky tonk

A derogatory term used for a homo-sexual australian indian, especially a fat one.

See that fat cunt? he really is a conky tonk

by Jdaddy83au October 8, 2007

Cook

1. Cook Twitter Slang CAN mean to pull, could be known as “rizz up” (or “flirt with”).
2. Cook can also mean to make fun of, also known as “roasting”.

1. S: “Damn shorty do it fart? 😭🔥”

D: “Find God 😟”

R: “Let him cook bro”
2. J: *Posts an embarrassing picture*

L: “You’re finished 😭😭😭”

R: “I’m boutta cook bro☠️”

by Shaya CUH September 6, 2022

cook me into the bowl

When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.

Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?

Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?

Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.

by RyanAndChris January 12, 2008