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dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle
Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital
by koreluvsu September 17, 2021
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planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s
Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004
by yougotmeweak July 10, 2019
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The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.
My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!
by Yost Malone February 19, 2021
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Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!
Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"
by pashawise April 18, 2010
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Constantine

He awesome, Playful,
He’s a very good friend and sibling

But again sometimes fight with you

Very kind try not to get really mad because I have a Constantine brother and he gets really mad easily so Has Internet issues
Me-*pulls hair* trying to be annoying
Constantine- you are going to regret that * Kicks really hard*
Me- OWWW MOM!!!!!

Mom-*walks over* go to your room's NOW!!!!!
by Jjjjn April 11, 2020
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contacts

Don't wear them to sleep.
Guy A: my friend wore contacts to sleep, and they got stuck on the back of her eye and she had surgery to remove them .... yeah

Guy B (deep voice): That's pretty G.
by collin z January 13, 2010
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break contact

military term for retreating or to get out of a bad situation before it gets worse.
"that fat girl keeps talking to Brad."

"well he better break contact before he has a coyote date."
by blscott September 13, 2006
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