Console fanboy

A) Someone who likes a certain console and hates fans of other consoles

B) A console player who dislike the PC for some reason and likes to exaggerate both the price of a PC, and the technology of their consoles

Example a)
PS3 fanboy:"Xbox sucks because <insert reason here>"

Xbox fanboy:"PS3 sucks because <insert yet another reason here>

Example b)
Console troll:"PC SUX BCUZ <insert most unbelievable reason here>"

PC gamer: "You ought to switch to PC, the consoles are outdated and with, BF3 coming out, you'll miss the full game DICE has to offer"

Slightly Sane, yet ignorant console fanboy:"Nah, I'd lay on a couch and play a game with my super console with better graphics than on a $10,000 PC that gets viruses."

PC gamer "$10,000? We're talking about a PC here! Not a car! And better graphics? Fail!"

by Archer 250 November 15, 2011

The Last Great Console

SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System for the noobs), the high king over all gaming systems, made legendary by such games as Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, the mario titles it carried over including the one with yoshi and the all star pack, FFX, the Donkey Kong games, and the badass Megaman series, especially Megaman X 3. Only the Sega Genesis could ever rival it, and that only due to the Sonic Series. As Nintendo proceeds to develop their halfass game cube platform, the SNES remains the greatest of all consoles ever made.

The Last Great Console owns the hell out of the atari, the nintendo, the N64, the Game Cube, the Playstation, the PS2, the Sega Genesis, the Dreamcast, and especially the Xbox.

by Ign30us |2oX June 18, 2005

colson baker

The sexiest, funniest, nicest, most interesting man youll ever meet. You will fall in love with him right away. You may even ask him to marry you!

Shit, I love Colson Baker (Col) hes my daddyyyyy!!!!

by Colissexy November 10, 2020

consensual rape

When you ask someone if you can rape them and they agree or give their consent to it.

Eg.
Russel: Can I rape you?
Ditty: Yes
Russel: Yes I now can consensual rape you

by Zapp Clan April 9, 2019

Consensual lie

A lie that everyone agrees with despite evidence to the contrary

Republicans bought into the consensual lie that Donald Trump was qualified to be President.

Politicians agree to the consensual lie that taking gifts from lobbyists doesn't make them corrupt.

by deli guy October 21, 2016

consolation goal

In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.

Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)

In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.

by ngicecream August 15, 2021

A Conlon

To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.

Wow! What a conlon
Its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath

by Mankytub March 3, 2017