calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018

Partially connected to the heazy for sheazy

somewhat cool

"That concert was partially connected to the heazy for sheazy dog"

by Ringo November 6, 2003

Conjected

Connected by the Ballz!

Thi Conjected Varies!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

connected 03

GOOD BOOOK U SHOULD RUD

u: me want school book
me: connected 03 is great

by piss baby 3000 March 24, 2022

connectedphotography_crafts

The most amazing human being in the entire world that produces the best pottery.

There's this girl called connectedphotography_crafts have you see her work? Oh you mean Char yeah shes the best and in love with her soul

by CollIsTheBest March 17, 2023

Corrected Age

Actual Age + Arrested Development (age you feel mentally) + Appearance Age (subjective based on other’s perception)/3 = Corrected Age

50 + 29 + 40 =119/3=39.667

No rounding up so the new corrected age is 39.

by Bewje March 14, 2026

Sida Corrected

when someone tried to correct something that is not wrong.

person 1: that's wrong!!!
person 2: no it is not!
person 1: whops I Sida corrected you!

by Feedback loop January 1, 2012