Person A: Man Connecticut sucks, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person B: Yeah I know, I'm ashamed to have lived here most of my life.
Person C: My anus leaks just being in this state.
Person B: Yeah I know, I'm ashamed to have lived here most of my life.
Person C: My anus leaks just being in this state.
by timothy k May 24, 2008
Women who only date assholes. These women are generally from Connecticut and have specific criteria for dating. They look for a man with one or more of the following traits:
1. is an asshole
2. treats them like shit
1. is an asshole
2. treats them like shit
"Hey, I heard you did that really romantic thing for Stacey on Valentine's day. How did it go?"
"Not very well. She said she still likes Richard."
"But when she and Richard were dating, he treated her like shit and was a complete asshole to her. He even hit her."
"I know. She's such a Connecticut woman."
"So then I was a complete gentleman and treated her like a lady, so she broke up with me."
"Wow. Connecticut women these days."
"Not very well. She said she still likes Richard."
"But when she and Richard were dating, he treated her like shit and was a complete asshole to her. He even hit her."
"I know. She's such a Connecticut woman."
"So then I was a complete gentleman and treated her like a lady, so she broke up with me."
"Wow. Connecticut women these days."
by COOOORRAL!!!! February 21, 2014
The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.
by FallenStar65 February 3, 2019
to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!
Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
Asshat: Ok, you win!
Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
by reelbigdave March 10, 2009
by Big cope September 22, 2017
The fact that everyone will always hate where they live and say it is the worst. usually describes states but can be applied to schools, countries and towns. Derived from the fact that everyone born into Connecticut thinks anywhere would be better, which is in fact not true.
1. she wanted to switch highschools because she thinks hers is the worst in the world. Clearly she's been hit by the connecticut effect.
2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.
2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.
by brian82 June 27, 2010
Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics.
Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).
Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.
The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.
Not a bad place to be.
Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).
Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.
The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.
Not a bad place to be.
Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.
Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.
Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
by fuckharvard March 15, 2011